Winter

First world problems about Winter

1.      Everyone thinks its okay to talk about their car.

2.      What is wind-chill? Who are you to tell me how I feel.

3.      Big warm puffy coats make me look fat.

4.      It’s annoying to carrying my coat inside. 

5.      I bundle up in my super warm apartment and then I feel like I’m about to pass out.

6.      Unless it’s a polar vortex, or blizzard, you cannot use weather as an excuse not to do something.

7.      I finished all my Christmas snacks and now I’m sad.

8.      Channukah and Thanksgiving were at the same time, so I was done with holidays before it got cold.

9.      I’ve already spent both my Hanukah and birthday checks.

10.   How is it not over it yet?