The cure for every Chicago Meme

Tips for living in Chicago

1.      You flew (drove) here, I grew here.

2.      If you’re from Wilmette don’t front like you’re from here.  Don’t be ashamed, represent.

3.      I can root for the Cubs and the White Sox.  They play in different leagues

4.      You cannot root for the Cubs and the Cardinals.  Do you support good or evil?

5.      It’s okay to end a sentence with a preposition if you’re from the Midwest.

6.      Even vegetarians know the correct the way to eat a hotdog.  DON’T PUT KETCHUP ON HOT DOG.

7.      I don’t care what parking is like in the suburbs, learn to parallel park.

8.      You don’t say the S in Illinois. Stay Classy. 

9.      If my governor threaten to defund Planned Parenthood he would be in jail.

10.   It is a lot more expensive to live here than Iowa.  You should have sold your car to afford it.