Stop trying to make stuff happen.
Stop trying to make ______. It’s not going to happen.
1.
Russia (didn’t we win the cold war)?
2.
Weather (whatever happens I’m not going outside.)
3.
Twerking (it’s juking).
4.
Blurred Lines (rape culture may be catchy, but
summer is over).
5.
Christmas (I cannot care until middecember)
6.
Getting engaged in 2013 (I will be the last
single person so help me)
7.
Discover Card (I don’t want your card)
8.
Phone updates (my phone is fine, thank you)
9.
Shoulder pain (there is so much to reach for).
10.
This list (not much is trying to make itself
happen)
