Holidays

  I pretty much hate the holidays.  All of them.  

Except now I like Christmas.

High Holidays

The good- I get to miss work/school

The bad- I have to miss work/school

The ugly-so long and boring

Halloween

The Good-I really believe in the Slut rule. 

The Bad-Beginning of the holiday season

The ugly-I hate costumes

Thanksgiving

The Good-pretty much the holiday I like

The bad-They’re so much food

The ugly-this always causes family problems. 

Christmas

The good-I don’t have to celebrate it

The bad-there’s so much crap

The ugly-people make such a big deal over one day.

My birthday

The good-It’s my day

The bad-It’s my day

The ugly-I’m so old

Valentine’s Day

The good-the holidays are over

The bad- too much candy

The ugly-I’m going to die alone

Purim

The good- You can get drunk

The bad- no slut rule

The ugly- I still hate costumes

Passover

The good- freedom is nice

The bad-it’s so long

The ugly- All the food taste like paste

Easter

The good-Peeps

The bad-I don’t really get it

The Ugly-Is it about zombies?

4^th of July

The good-freedom is still nice

The bad-it’s so loud

Labor Day

The good-I need a day off

The bad- why don’t we celebrate May Day

The ugly- Seriously, May Day