Revolution Fail

Revolution Fail

Revolutionary ideas that have failed

All good names start with the letter K
Kris and Kim did not even make it three months. And technically the future queen of England’s name starts with a C.

All first dates should take place at whole foods
I don’t know if it was the location or the guy, but the date sucked.

Don’t make me take my earrings off/ I will not cut a bitch unless I have to
I don’t have a lot violent tendencies, I’m too passive aggressive for a fight, and I don’t wear earrings.

We’re pretty much friends now
I still don’t have 1000 Facebook friends.

All you can eat sushi is the perfect meal for Christmas
Why are no all you can eat sushi places open on Christmas?