Lies

Lies my Sunday school teachers told me

 

·        Channukah-It is not the Jewish Christmas, and No Gifts.

·        Israel- This issue is a hot mess. I have no idea what anyone is ever talking about.

·        We’re always right and they’re always wrong-Everyone thinks this.

·        Easter-Is it about zombies? Can rabbits lay eggs?

·        Can Jews and Muslims be pretty much friends now? -Can they?

·        God hates gays-So many churches and synagogues have so many gay members.

·        Jesus-I know so many converts.

·        There is a heaven and there is a hell-Is there?

·        Who wrote the bible-Because it’s not very good.

·        The true meaning Christmas-There is way too much stuff!

Lies my Sunday school teachers told me

·        Channukah-It is not the Jewish Christmas, and No Gifts.

·        Israel- This issue is a hot mess. I have no idea what anyone is ever talking about.

·        We’re always right and they’re always wrong-Everyone thinks this.

·        Easter-Is it about zombies? Can rabbits lay eggs?

·        Can Jews and Muslims be pretty much friends now? -Can they?

·        God hates gays-So many churches and synagogues have so many gay members.

·        Jesus-I know so many converts.

·        There is a heaven and there is a hell-Is there?

·        Who wrote the bible-Because it’s not very good.

·        The true meaning Christmas-There is way too much stuff!

Lies my Sunday school teachers told me

·        Channukah-It is not the Jewish Christmas, and No Gifts.

·        Israel- This issue is a hot mess. I have no idea what anyone is ever talking about.

·        We’re always right and they’re always wrong-Everyone thinks this.

·        Easter-Is it about zombies? Can rabbits lay eggs?

·        Can Jews and Muslims be pretty much friends now? -Can they?

·        God hates gays-So many churches and synagogues have so many gay members.

·        Jesus-I know so many converts.

·        There is a heaven and there is a hell-Is there?

·        Who wrote the bible-Because it’s not very good.

·        The true meaning Christmas-There is way too much stuff!

Lies my Sunday school teachers told me

·        Channukah-It is not the Jewish Christmas, and No Gifts.

·        Israel- This issue is a hot mess. I have no idea what anyone is ever talking about.

·        We’re always right and they’re always wrong-Everyone thinks this.

·        Easter-Is it about zombies? Can rabbits lay eggs?

·        Can Jews and Muslims be pretty much friends now? -Can they?

·        God hates gays-So many churches and synagogues have so many gay members.

·        Jesus-I know so many converts.

·        There is a heaven and there is a hell-Is there?

·        Who wrote the bible-Because it’s not very good.

·        The true meaning Christmas-There is way too much stuff!

Lies my Sunday school teachers told me

·        Channukah-It is not the Jewish Christmas, and No Gifts.

·        Israel- This issue is a hot mess. I have no idea what anyone is ever talking about.

·        We’re always right and they’re always wrong-Everyone thinks this.

·        Easter-Is it about zombies? Can rabbits lay eggs?

·        Can Jews and Muslims be pretty much friends now? -Can they?

·        God hates gays-So many churches and synagogues have so many gay members.

·        Jesus-I know so many converts.

·        There is a heaven and there is a hell-Is there?

·        Who wrote the bible-Because it’s not very good.

·        The true meaning Christmas-There is way too much stuff!

Lies my Sunday school teachers told me

·        Channukah-It is not the Jewish Christmas, and No Gifts.

·        Israel- This issue is a hot mess. I have no idea what anyone is ever talking about.

·        We’re always right and they’re always wrong-Everyone thinks this.

·        Easter-Is it about zombies? Can rabbits lay eggs?

·        Can Jews and Muslims be pretty much friends now? -Can they?

·        God hates gays-So many churches and synagogues have so many gay members.

·        Jesus-I know so many converts.

·        There is a heaven and there is a hell-Is there?

·        Who wrote the bible-Because it’s not very good.

·        The true meaning Christmas-There is way too much stuff!