Summer Bummer Recap
I heard that was summer was over last week, but it’s hard to notice a temperature change because I try to avoid going outside.
This is my summer by the numbers
Weddings attended: 3
Weddings of grooms who attended catholic school: 3
Catholic wedding’s: 0
Wedding’s in walking distance: 1
Visit’s to the hospital: 23 kijillion
Visits to the ER: 1
Times threatened to be fired: 1 billion
Times threatened to quit: 1000
Time spent outside: 12 minutes
Time spent looking up stuff on my smartphone: 3 trillion minutes
TV stations showing Friends: All of them.
Days spent at the beach: 2
Sunburns: 1
Blog post I meant to write: 10
Post I wrote: 4?
Days in I know what day it: 3
Threats to get public school and take off my earrings: 12
